Monthly Archives: August 2010

Douglas Adams’ Laws of Technology

1. Everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal; 2. Anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out … Continue reading

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Government Contracts

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street: one from London, another from Bristol and the third from Liverpool. They go with a government official to examine the wall. The London contractor takes out a … Continue reading

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Two Monkeys in a Bath

Two monkeys are having a bath. One says “Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ah, ah, ah.” The other says “Well run some cold water then.”

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