Information for Drinkers Everywhere


Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there are bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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2 Responses to Information for Drinkers Everywhere

  1. Lori says:

    Your blog entry was stolen by this website. Happened to my husband as well. Sorry

    http://www.rcanalscanals.com/alcohol/information-for-drinkers-everywhere/

    • Roding says:

      Thanks for pointing it out. Good to see someone apprecieates my efforts! Unforturnately I can’t claim credit for it; it was just something that landed in my inbox a while ago, so I suppose I pinched it as well.

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