Once upon a time there were three bears: Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear and Baby Bear.
One fine sunny summer morning Mummy Bear made porridge, served it into bowls and placed them upon the dining room table. But it was too hot to eat, so Daddy Bear said “I’ve an idea. It’s such a lovely sunny day. Why don’t we all go for a walk in the meadow while it cools.” They all agreed that this was a good idea so they set off.
A quarter of an hour later they returned, much refreshed from their exercise, and all sat down at the table to eat their porridge.
But Baby Bear cried “Someone’s been eating my porridge!”
And Mummy Bear exclaimed “Someone’s been eating my porridge!”
Then Daddy Bear yelled “Sod the porridge, someone’s nicked the f***ing1 stereo!”