Monthly Archives: August 2010

Jesus is watching you


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, when a voice in the dark said “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. … Continue reading

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A Young Italian Boy’s Confession


A young Italian boy arrives at church for confession. Boy: “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.” Priest: “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” Boy: “Yes, Father, it is.” Priest: “And who was the … Continue reading

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The Three Bears


Once upon a time there were three bears: Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear and Baby Bear. One fine sunny summer morning Mummy Bear made porridge, served it into bowls and placed them upon the dining room table. But it was too … Continue reading

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