Brown Paper Jake


The sheriff of Dodge City walks into the saloon and calls for everyone’s attention.
“Has anybody here seen Brown Paper Jake in the last 24 hours?” he asks.
“What’s he look like?” asks one of the cowboys.
“Well,” says the sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper trousers and, when it’s cold, a brown paper poncho.”
“What’s he wanted for?” asks the barman.
“Rustlin’.

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