Man’s Best Friend?


Q. How do you tell who is your best friend, your wife or your dog?

A. Lock them both in a room then go and watch TV, read the paper, have a beer, etc. After an hour or two let them out and remember: your best friend is always pleased to see you!

(N.B. I haven’t actually tried this, but I have it on good authority.)

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Male Chauvinist Piggery and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s