Ideas for blokes to make shopping more interesting…………..
Or Things to do, so your wife stops asking you to go shopping with her.
1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s baskets when they aren’t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
4. In the cooking department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.
6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
(And; last, but not least!)
6. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait awhile; then, shout, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”