The Recruit


Years ago, a North Carolina mountain man was drafted into the Army.
On his first day, the Army issued him with a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued him with a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist pulled out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock strap. They’ve been looking for him ever since.

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