Monthly Archives: December 2010

Christmas Cake Recipe


Ingredients: 1 cup water 2 cups dried fruit 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 8 oz nuts 4 large eggs 1 tsp baking soda juice of 1 lemon 1 bottle of whisky Method: Sample whisky to … Continue reading

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Drinking Guide


SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: … Continue reading

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Magic Pub Transport


Two forms of transport you need to be aware of. The magic bus: the¬†vehicle¬†that pulls up outside a pub while you’re in the toilet and drops off a lot of beautiful women, whisking away all the ugly ones that were … Continue reading

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