Magic Pub Transport

Two forms of transport you need to be aware of.

  • The magic bus: the vehicle that pulls up outside a pub while you’re in the toilet and drops off a lot of beautiful women, whisking away all the ugly ones that were there before.
  • The magic taxi: the vehicle that pulls up outside your house while you’re asleep and whisks away the goddess you clicked with in the pub last night, leaving some old tart in her place!
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