Monthly Archives: January 2011

One Eyed Man


Two men are standing outside a phone shop. One points into the shop and says “Look, that’s the one I’d get.” Just then the door opens and a man with an eye patch comes out and thumps him!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman


An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. The landlord looks at them and says “Is this some sort of joke?”

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The Love Life of an Engineer


Three men – an accountant, an artist and an engineer – are discussing their love lives. The accountant says how much he loves his wife. She takes care of him. She is always there. She’s so constant. Everything he could … Continue reading

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