Two American tourists were driving through Wales.
As they were approaching Llwanfairpwllgwngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogoggogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the girl “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing.”