The Funny Blonde Joke


A man is having a drink in a very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman next to him and says “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?”

The big woman replies “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m blonde, six feet tall, 210 lb, and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 220 lb and she’s an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who’s 6’5″, weighs 250 lb and she’s a professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The man thinks about it for a second and says “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

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