Marriage Partners by Profession

When choosing a mate, compare these other professionals to engineers

Supposedly, all women are after a doctor, so don’t expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he’ll run off with some nurse from his office or one of his young women patients who is pretending to be sick. He’ll wait until you are stuck with a few kids before doing this. This is not a problem with your engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he’ll ever meet another woman in his profession.

Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn’t have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is that when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

See honesty segment under LAWYER. Plus, he will be travelling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. The company that your engineer husband works for will keep him in a cage, sometimes called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

e.g. police officer, fireman, construction worker, etc.
Your husband, if he is not killed by some accident, will probably be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at terminals for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp, and when you ask “Were you looking at her?” he’ll honestly be able to say that he didn’t even see her.

The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolise him. He’ll be in jail soon, and then you’ll have to look for another man.

This entry was posted in Engineers and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s