The Long and Short of Motoring


One day, a man was driving his car in a bit of a hurry when suddenly the car in front braked resulting in a shunt.

Cursing, he got out to deal with the matter and as he was doing so the door on the car in front also opened and out climbed a rather short man – a midget in fact – who also also came round to look. Both men stood there inspecting the damage.

Presently the midget sighed and said “I’m not happy.” The taller man smirked and said “Really, which one are you then?”

And that’s when the fight broke out…

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