Monthly Archives: May 2011

The Drunk and the Priest


A drunk man, smelling of beer, sat down on a train next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of booze was sticking out of his torn coat … Continue reading

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Sex Lessons for Rabbits


One day, Daddy Rabbit decided it was time to introduce his son to the business of sex. First he explained the mechanics to him then he took him out for the practical session. The father said “Ok, watch me. This is … Continue reading

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The Stylish Wife


I heard about a man whose wife said she fancied being in something long and flowing. So he pushed her into the river!

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