Monthly Archives: May 2011

The Drunk and the Priest

A drunk man, smelling of beer, sat down on a train next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of booze was sticking out of his torn coat … Continue reading

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Sex Lessons for Rabbits

One day, Daddy Rabbit decided it was time to introduce his son to the business of sex.¬†First he explained the mechanics to him then he took him out for the practical session. The father said “Ok, watch me. This is … Continue reading

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The Stylish Wife

I heard about a man whose wife said she fancied being in something long and flowing. So he pushed her into the river!

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