The Millionaire’s Wife

A millionaire went up to his wife and asked her what she wanted for her birthday. A fur coat perhaps.
“No,” she said “I don’t want a coat.”
“What about a car, then?” he asked.
“No, I don’t want a car” she replied.
“Well, how about a diamond necklace, then?”
“No, I don’t want a necklace, either” she replied.
“Well what do you want?” he said.
“I want a divorce” she replied.
He looked at her for a few seconds and said “Oh, I wasn’t planning to spend that much!”

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