Monthly Archives: May 2011

Weddings and Funerals


I know a young lad who used to dread family weddings as his aging great aunts would come up to him, prod him in the ribs and say “You next then!” Thankfully, they no longer do this. Not since he … Continue reading

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Charlie and the Genie


One day, Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover on his mother’s Sandringham estate when he hit a tree. He climbed out to inspect the damage when to his horror he realised he’d run over the Queen’s favorite corgi. He tried to revive … Continue reading

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The Drunk and the Preacher


One day, somewhere in the American bible belt, a drunk staggered out of a bar and decided to go down to the river to sleep it off before returning home. As he wandered along the river bank he saw a … Continue reading

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