Monthly Archives: July 2011

Lesbian Baby

A lesbian wanted to have a baby. Naturally enough, she wanted nothing to do with filthy men (her girlfriend wouldn’t have approved anyway), so when she saw an advert for bottled semen she applied. On arrival at the sperm bank … Continue reading

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Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The … Continue reading

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Dream Job

A man applied for a job as the cleaner in a brothel. On offering him the job the madam explained his employment conditions to him and added that at the end of each day, on completion of his duties, he … Continue reading

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