Monthly Archives: August 2011

Alcohol Diet


Have you heard about the man who’s on a high alcohol diet? So far he’s lost three days.

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Wedded Bliss


I never argue with my wife, although sometimes I have difficulty in getting her to accept that she’s wrong.

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Douglas Adams on Civilisation


“The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the … Continue reading

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