Monthly Archives: September 2011

Dreaming


He: “I dreamed about you last night.” She: “Did you?” He: “No, you weren’t in the mood.”

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Japanese Restaurant


Billy Connolly goes into a Japanese restaurant and orders the chicken. Finding it a bit chewy he calls the waiter over and complains “Hey, Pal. This chicken’s rubbery!” The waiter replies “Ah, thank you very much Mr Connorry.”

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The Advantage of a Celibate Clergy


“A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.” Carl Sagan

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