Monthly Archives: October 2011

Forgetfulness


So I said to my wife “Isn’t it sad the way old people get forgetful and constantly repeat themselves. If I ever get like that, just kill me.” I had to fight her off for about twenty minutes before she … Continue reading

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Man Flu: The Facts!


Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living … Continue reading

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Wife’s Birthday Present


This year, for her birthday, I gave my wife some gloves from France. I got them from a dispenser next to a petrol pump in Calais.

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