Monthly Archives: November 2011

Inlaws


Q. What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws? A. Outlaws are wanted.

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The 6 Stages of a Project


The 6 stages of any project: Enthusiasm Disillusionment Panic Search for the guilty Punishment of the innocent Reward of the non-participants

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Are you an Alcoholic?


You know you’re an alcoholic if, when confronted with an alcoholic drink, you hear a devil on one shoulder saying “Go on, you know you want it” while an angel on the other shoulder is saying “Yeah, why not?”

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