A motorist stopped by at a country pub for a ‘swift half’.
On returning to his vehicle he was horrified to find that someone had sprayed it bright green. He looked around, but could see no-one so he decided the culprit must be in the pub.
He stormed back in and demanded “Who painted my car bright green?”
A rather large man with a shaven head, tattoos and facial studs got up and said “I did! Why?”
The motorist hesitated for a moment and said “Er, I though you might like to know, the first coat’s dry.”

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