Monthly Archives: December 2011

Dating Agency


I went to a dating agency the other day. “What sort of woman would you like to meet?” the interviewer asked. “Alex Jones” I replied. “You’d like to meet a woman like Alex Jones?” responded the agent. “No” I said, … Continue reading

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Acquisition


A take-over is when your company is no longer a big fish in a small pond, nor even a small fish in a big pond, but rather a small fish in a big fish.

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The Euro Crisis


A German, a Greek and an Irishman walk into a bar. The German pays.

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