Monthly Archives: January 2012

Maladjusted Clothing?

I was talking to my girlfriend the other day and said “Your knickers are coming down.” “How do you know?” she said checking her attire. I said “Cos I just decided.”

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Marrying a Princess

A commoner was to marry a princess. Having no background in royal etiquette, however, he had to make regular visits to an adviser to learn how to conduct himself with his new circle of acquaintances. One day, they finally got … Continue reading

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Urban Parking

Multi-storey car parks? I hate them on so many levels.

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