Monthly Archives: March 2012

Positive Thinking – with caveats


Believe in yourself, because the rest of us think you’re an idiot. Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid. It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as … Continue reading

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So you thought you were a Computer Numpty


Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah…. Tech support: And what sort … Continue reading

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Why there is a UK Oil Shortage


People can’t understand how we have an oil shortage here in the UK. It’s very simple: nobody bothered to check the oil; we just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason is purely geographical: our oil is in the … Continue reading

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