Monthly Archives: May 2012

What is a Cocaine Dealer?

A cocaine dealer is a person who goes round poking their business into other people’s noses.

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Greek Cash

I recently tried to get some cash from an ATM in Greece. The request was refused with the message “Insufficient Funds”. I never discovered whether it meant me or the bank!

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Letter to God

Pavorotti arrives at the The Pearly Gates and hands a letter to St Peter addressed to God. St Peter hands it to God who opens it and reads it and turns to St.Peter and says “It’s from The Pope! it … Continue reading

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