Monthly Archives: July 2012

Keeping the Sabbath


Did you hear about the Scotsman who would never work on the Sabbath? Nothing to do with religion: he was just too hung over from Saturday night.

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Buddhist Hotdogs


A man goes into a Buddhist snack shop and orders a sandwich. The monk behind the counter hands him the food and charges him £2. The customer hands over a fiver and waits for his change. When it doesn’t turn … Continue reading

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Bureaucracy


Did you hear about the bureaucrat who applied to be issued with a “PERMISSION REFUSED” stamp? The application came back stamped “PERMISSION REFUSED”. (Obviously, this goes back to the days of triplicate paper forms.)

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