Monthly Archives: September 2012

Treasure Island


A Hollywood studio have identified the man they want to play Long John Silver in their forthcoming production of Treasure Island, but are having trouble persuading him to move to the USA.

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Tobogganist


A man about to ski down a mountain meets another man at the top. “Are you skiing down?” asks the skier. “No, I’m a tobogganist” he replies.“Oh, can I have 20 Benson and Hedges then please?”

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A Man of Few Words


He was a man of few words, most of them with four letters.

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