Monthly Archives: November 2012

Spa


This year, my wife said she wanted to visit a spa for her birthday. I went one better: I took her to a Waitrose! It took me ages to work out why she was so upset.

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Maintenance Reports Submitted by US Air Force Pilots


Here are some (allegedly) actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from maintenance crews. PROBLEM SOLUTION Left inside main tire almost needs replacement Almost replaced left inside main tire Test flight OK, except auto-land very … Continue reading

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Drowning in Guinness


Did you hear about the Irishman who fell into a vat of Guinness? It took him an hour to drown. He might have died sooner, but he got out twice to go to the toilet.

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