Three Rabbits in a Bar


Three rabbits go into a bar, sit on the stools and call the barman over.
The first says “Mix a gin and tonic.”
The second says “Mix a whiskey and soda.”
The third falls off of his stool and dies.
The second looks down at him and says “myxomatosis!”

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One Response to Three Rabbits in a Bar

  1. Roding says:

    In case you’re wondering, yes this post did originally say squirrels. I got the wrong animal.

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