Monthly Archives: January 2013

Buried Treasure

Q. Why do pirates bury their treasure? A. Because it’s less risky than the stock market.

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Every Little Helps

Following the recent discovery of horse meat in Tesco burgers… The label on Tesco burgers says “Low in fat but high in Shergar” Doctors are now recommending Tesco value burgers as a key part of a stable diet To eat … Continue reading

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Nativity Play

We’ve had to abandon plans for the works nativity play this year. We couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. No shortage of asses though.

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