Monthly Archives: May 2013

Chicken or Rabbit?


The other day, I ate in a restaurant with my wife. She examined the menu and said “Shall I have the chicken or rabbit?” “Have the chicken” I said, ” I don’t think I can stand much more rabbit!” Seemed … Continue reading

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Tesco’s Horse Burgers


Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco’s burgers containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable, I have had the trots but after overcoming a few hurdles, I’m odds on to make a full recovery although … Continue reading

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Bowel Movements


Patient: Doctor, I’m having trouble with my bowels. Doctor: How often do you move them? Patient: Every day at 7:30. Doctor: But that’s wonderful! What’t the problem? Patient: I don’t wake up until 8:00!

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