The Recruit


A young man reported for military service.

On the first day he was issued with a comb, then the barber cut all his hair off.

On the second day he was issued with a toothbrush, then the dentist pulled all his teeth out.

On the third day he wass issued with a jock strap. He went absent without leave.

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