Some of Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2014


  1. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust” – Tim Vine.
  2. “I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set” – Masai Graham.
  3. “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief” – Mark Watson.
  4. “I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos” – Bec Hill.
  5. “I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me” – Ria Lina.
  6. “Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal” – Paul F Taylor.
  7. “Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep frying” – Scott Capurro.
  8. “I’ve been married for 10 years, I haven’t made a decision for seven” – Jason Cook.
  9. “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it” – Felicity Ward.
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