Scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that suggested the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects – yes, 100% of all these men:
- Argued over nothing.
- Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
- Gained weight.
- Talked excessively without making sense.
- Became overly emotional.
- Couldn’t drive.
- Failed to think rationally.
- Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.