Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe 2011


Just for the record.

  1. Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
  2. Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
  3. Hannibal Buress: “People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.”
  4. Tim Key: “Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought… once you’ve hired the car…”
  5. Matt Kirshen: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
  6. Sarah Millican: “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
  7. Alan Sharp: “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
  8. Mark Watson: “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
  9. Andrew Lawrence: “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
  10. DeAnne Smith: “My friend died doing what he loved … Heroin.”
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