Category Archives: Drinking

Drowning in Guinness


Did you hear about the Irishman who fell into a vat of Guinness? It took him an hour to drown. He might have died sooner, but he got out twice to go to the toilet.

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Keeping the Sabbath


Did you hear about the Scotsman who would never work on the Sabbath? Nothing to do with religion: he was just too hung over from Saturday night.

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Are you an Alcoholic?


You know you’re an alcoholic if, when confronted with an alcoholic drink, you hear a devil on one shoulder saying “Go on, you know you want it” while an angel on the other shoulder is saying “Yeah, why not?”

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