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Tesco’s Horse Burgers


Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco’s burgers containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable, I have had the trots but after overcoming a few hurdles, I’m odds on to make a full recovery although … Continue reading

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Every Little Helps


Following the recent discovery of horse meat in Tesco burgers… The label on Tesco burgers says “Low in fat but high in Shergar” Doctors are now recommending Tesco value burgers as a key part of a stable diet To eat … Continue reading

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Guidance for Dieters


Circumstances in which calories do not count. Special occasions Nobody sees you In the presence of someone much fatter than you are Someone else insists If the snack is divided into two portions and these are eaten with a respectable … Continue reading

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