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Dirty Ice Cream?


Diner: “Waiter. Is this ice cream pure?” Waiter: “As pure as the girl of your dreams, sir.” Diner: “Hmm. In that case, I’d like to change it for the cheesecake.” Advertisements

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How to Avoid Anorexia


When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

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