Category Archives: Medical

The Diagnostic Computer


Ted is in a pub chatting over a pint (or two) with some friends when he happens to comment “You know, my elbow hurts like hell. I think I’d better see a Doctor.” One of the others replies “I shouldn’t bother if … Continue reading

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Bowel Movements


Patient: Doctor, I’m having trouble with my bowels. Doctor: How often do you move them? Patient: Every day at 7:30. Doctor: But that’s wonderful! What’t the problem? Patient: I don’t wake up until 8:00!

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Multiple Personality Disorder


The other day my psychiatrist told me I had Multiple Personality Disorder, but I wasn’t sure which of my personalities actually had the condition. (I don’t know which one published this post either. I certainly don’t remember doing it!)

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