Category Archives: Pensioners

Senior Citizen Texting Codes


ATD At The Doctors BFF Best Friend Fell  BTW Bring The Wheelchair  BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth  FWIW Forgot Where I Was  GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low  GHA Got Heartburn Again  IMHAO Is My Hearing Aid On?  LMDO Laughing … Continue reading

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The Streaking Pensioner


Two old Chelsea pensiorers are sitting outside the home, near to the famous flower show. One complains, “Life is so boring. We never have any fun! For £5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!” “You’re on!” the other geriatric says. … Continue reading

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