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Sporting Quotes


“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them – Oh my God, what have I just said?” (USTV commentator) “We now have exactly … Continue reading

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Foot in Mouth Disease


“If you’d offered me a 69 at the start this morning I’d have been all over you.” Sam Torrance (Golfer), BBC2 “The band never actually split up-we just stopped speaking to each other and went our own separate ways.” Boy … Continue reading

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Unfortunate Names


Justin Case Barb Dwyer Stan Still Terry Bull Paige Turner Mary Christmas Anna Sasin Doug Hole Hazel Nutt Rose Bush Pearl Button Jo King Barry Cade Carrie Oakey Priti Manek Tim Burr Anna Prentice Annette Curtain Bill Board Teresa Green … Continue reading

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