Tag Archives: Ageing

Senior Citizen Texting Codes

ATD At The Doctors BFF Best Friend Fell  BTW Bring The Wheelchair  BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth  FWIW Forgot Where I Was  GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low  GHA Got Heartburn Again  IMHAO Is My Hearing Aid On?  LMDO Laughing … Continue reading

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So I said to my wife “Isn’t it sad the way old people get forgetful and constantly repeat themselves. If I ever get like that, just kill me.” I had to fight her off for about twenty minutes before she … Continue reading

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Signs you may be getting old

You need your glasses to find your glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You feel like you’ve seen it all and done it all, but can’t remember much about it. You get excited about a quiet night … Continue reading

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