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Warning: Beer May Contain Female Hormones


Scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that suggested the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. … Continue reading

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Three Rabbits in a Bar


Three rabbits go into a bar, sit on the stools and call the barman over. The first says “Mix a gin and tonic.” The second says “Mix a whiskey and soda.” The third falls off of his stool and dies. … Continue reading

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Drowning in Guinness


Did you hear about the Irishman who fell into a vat of Guinness? It took him an hour to drown. He might have died sooner, but he got out twice to go to the toilet.

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