Tag Archives: Animals

Three Rabbits in a Bar


Three rabbits go into a bar, sit on the stools and call the barman over. The first says “Mix a gin and tonic.” The second says “Mix a whiskey and soda.” The third falls off of his stool and dies. … Continue reading

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Of Mice and Birds


The early bird may catch the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese. (Hint: think of mouse traps.)

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Greyhound


I bought a greyhound the other day. I showed it to a friend who asked “What are you going to do with it?” “Race it,” I said. He looked at the hound and replied “From the look of it you’ll … Continue reading

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