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Man in a Balloon


A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised an aquaintace I would meet him … Continue reading

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Nativity Play


We’ve had to abandon plans for the works nativity play this year. We couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. No shortage of asses though.

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Acquisition


A take-over is when your company is no longer a big fish in a small pond, nor even a small fish in a big pond, but rather a small fish in a big fish.

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