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King Wenceslas’ Pizza


Q. How does King Wenceslas like his pizza? A. Deep pan, crisp and even.

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Nativity Play


We’ve had to abandon plans for the works nativity play this year. We couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. No shortage of asses though.

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Christmas Cake Recipe


Ingredients: 1 cup water 2 cups dried fruit 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 8 oz nuts 4 large eggs 1 tsp baking soda juice of 1 lemon 1 bottle of whisky Method: Sample whisky to … Continue reading

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