Tag Archives: Computers

The Diagnostic Computer

Ted is in a pub chatting over a pint (or two) with some friends when he happens to comment “You know, my elbow hurts like hell. I think I’d better see a Doctor.” One of the others replies “I shouldn’t bother if … Continue reading

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Spanish Computers

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, “What gender is … Continue reading

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Software Engineers and Light Bulbs

Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It’s a hardware issue.

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